The Domestic Godless

Preparing for service:

Mr O'Shea, spinning eggs.

Tinned pork gravel, travelling...

Ms Irene Murphy, preparing inside-out banana sandwiches. In the foreground: sea-lettuce vodka mouthwash.

The Domestic Godless 'Smear Test', post petri-dish maturation.

Sea Urchins in black quinoa shale.

The Domestic Godless Smear Test.

The Rogue Baked Bean:

This is the bean that escapes every Irish breakfast, to be found later in the day, glued to ones string vest, ones ra-ra skirt or open toe sandal.

(served with the original attached chest-hair).

Potable spillage...

Shell-spun pre-scrambled egg, pigmy cephalopod & dill flower.

The Verdict:

the petri-dish-lick.

The Verdict:

the rogue baked bean.

The Verdict:

the beetroot & oatmeal goth hair-mousse.

The End.