The Domestic Godless

Catapult Client Party

The Bar Academy

Dublin, 2016

 

We warned them.

 

The Domestic Godless do not do catering under any circumstances, because of the level of risk involved. Not in terms of safety, but we have no empathy for a potential diner's whims and dislikes. So when we were asked by a well respected Dublin events management company to provide canapés for a post-Christmas client party, we had to warn them...

 

They took no notice and booked us regardless.

 

Many of the amuses-bouches are actually glow-in-the-dark, as is the vodka, by way of a combination of special proteins that are completely indigestible, and act like super-roughage.

 

I repeat. We warned them...